humorous-blog:

*finds a nice top*

do u have this in black

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hodali:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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senoritapizza:

SCHOOL IS STRESSING ME OUT MY WEIGHT IS STRESSING ME OUT ANXIETY IS STRESSING ME OUT MY FUCKING STRESS IS STRESSING ME OUT

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nakedly:

kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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carpelibrumm:

"hows school"

image

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fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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panic-at-the-dildos:

nobody blows their noses louder than dads

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